Steven went from dealing gemstones in the Diamond District to dealing zero damage to the pious Scarlet Justi. Steven lacked the CLARITY to see he never stood a chance against the muddy men. Steven lost all COLOR in his cheeks when he was killed by 5 Awps while rushing mid on Dust2. After Scarlet Justice handily beat Steven into the ground, he was told he didn't make the CUT to join the elite ranks of John Justice's squadron. Steven tried to oppose Scarlet Justice dominance on the CS2 scene, that beatdown was the CARAT, now here comes the stick! #WatchOutSteven

The Paid Agents seemed to have thought they stood a chance against the mud-blasted paladins of Scarlet Justice. Unfortunately for them, the justi never retreat when things get dirty! In definitively our easiest match yet, we absolutely crushed the competition, of course amidst cries of  cheating and lag. After such a paltry performance, us justi had to question whether or not these agents were actually paid, as it seems like all they will be cashing in on is a fat L. LOL! #LookingForWork

Minkflow, also known as "the king of scaring the hoes", tried to take on the knights of Scarlet Justice in the field of play with his fellow ne'er-do-well, Ligma. After many pitiful attempts by each them to create any sort of production for their team, they had fallen to brave scarlet soldiers, surrendering the match before the half could even end. It is clear these two were well acquainted with dirt, given the quality of their aim, yet nothing could have prepared them for the holy tsunami of mud that was about to knock on their doors and ask 'em "who is home?". #WelcomeToTheHall                  #10-round-tommys  ----------------------> LOL  XD

Looks like some of those Twitter-Patriots might be correct when they say that Bidenomics has caused an economic downturn, as these agents can't seem to find work anywhere! This game, we decided to follow the usual script, complete and total dominance in every facet of the game. This, of course, comes easy to a knighted justi, who spends all of their time scrimmaging in the Locked-In Factory, which it appears like these squalid agents cannot afford to do (and no, agents, the factory isn't hiring, we asked on your behalf!). They, of course, followed the usual script as well, dropping their aim in dirt and spouting out excuses like a sprinkler, but sprinklers only make more mud. The only thing we can do is pray that Dr. Disrespect takes out these agents before we are forced to three-peat, as they have officially stolen his title as "The Two-Time". #Shungite #StillOpenToWork LOL!

With a whopping 34 members, SAC Incorporated is the first team we've faced without members who can aim! This game we decided to switch things up by not trying, lulling SAC into a false sense of security by the half. Unfortunately, SAC saw right through our ploy and countered the justi by playing worse than previously thought imaginable. If you come across members of the SAC squad in competitive play, make sure to ask how they're doing down in Stupidville: their city of incorporation. #IncorporateBetterAim #BallSAC